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chernobylkinsmen:

lydiallama:

maybe if i make more jokes about it it’ll sTOP HURTING

the madoka wish scale as arranged by selflessness

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

I’m upset and I want new clothes

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

cloven:

what it is like to have a squad of teenagers.

inkskinned:

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

  1. don’t.

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

KyoSaya

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

IT WAS!!!

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under