maybe if i make more jokes about it it’ll sTOP HURTING
the madoka wish scale as arranged by selflessness
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under